Stella Nyanzi: my big pussy fainted when I collapsed

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Stella Nyanzi arriving at PG offices in Nakasero

Former jailbird Stella Nyanzi says when police fired live bullets during her release from court Thursday, not only did she collapse but her female genitals also fainted.

High Court judge Henry Peter Adonyo, citing lack of jurisdiction and fair hearing to overturn the lower court verdict, quashed Nyanzi’s sentence and conviction throwing opposition into a myriad of celebrations.

The political activist has been serving an 18-month sentence for annoying President Museveni with her Facebook posts, better defined as offensive communication.

Nyanzi with Besigye

Buganda Road Court Grade One Magistrate Gladys Kamasanyu convicted her but Nyanzi appealed the ruling and sought to dismiss the conviction on grounds that Kamasanyu was unfair, biased and bitter towards her.

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She won the appeal Thursday, a week after completion of her sentence.

From Luzira, she was welcomed at People’s Government headquarters on Plot 6 Katonga Road by PG President Kizza Besigye and Deputy President Erias Lukwago.

Stella with Lukwago

This is where her appeal was coordinated ad this is where she received gifts and a toast to her freedom.

My pussy fainted

Although traumatized, in pain and unable to walk, Nyanzi still managed to smile. But while addressing journalists, she collapsed again.

Nyanzi thanked Besigye and People’s Government team for fighting for her freedom.

She appreciated cadres of her party FDC for protecting her.

“When they fired at us at court, the youth brigade protected me. These boys have work.”

When security started firing at court, many ran away but FDC boys stayed put, Nyanzi narrated.

“Museveni’s men fired bullets and I collapsed. When I collapsed, my big nalongo [punani] also fainted,” she said, and the room erupted with laughter.

Nyanzi also thanked the judge who freed her. I’m tired of members of the justice system being raped by this illegitimate government. I’m tired of these courts.”

She went on: “I want to thank Justice Adonyo who chose to stand with two big balls and dissolved all sorts of threats. Imagine what can happen to happen!”

She thanked whoever threw the bottle at judge Kamasanyu saying if the courts don’t work for Ugandans then Ugandans shouldn’t work with the courts.

“If the courts continue to rape us with the rapist, this will become a gang rape.”

Nyanzi’s lawyer Isaac Ssemakadde

“How else can we define this illegitimate government? I want to thank you [Besigye] for being my mentor. I stand on the soldiers of great men and women.”

“Museveni must go,” she noted, adding, “He thought he put me in Luzira to weaken my resolve. Shame upon you Museveni! Opposition is coming for your ass.”

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